Sitting down on a Sunday evening with a wine glass in my hand.
But it shattered and cut me up when my wife stood up and sang!
I better call the doctor, he’s gonna make me feel alright.
I better call the doctor, he’s gonna make me feel alright.

Let me just stitch you up boy, then you’ll be on your way.
Before we start, have a swig of the bottle of St. Remy’s to ease the pain!
Trust me, I’m the doctor, I’m gonna make you feel alright.
Trust me, I’m the doctor, I’m gonna make you feel alright.

That’s right, I’m the doctor.
That’s right, I’m the doctor.
That’s right, I’m the doctor. (Call me upright!)
C’mon, That’s right, I’m the doctor.

Waking up on a Monday morning and I’m feeling mighty fine.
But I slipped and I broke my hip when the sun went in my eye!
I better call the doctor, he’s gonna make me feel alright.
I better call the doctor, he’s gonna make me feel alright.

Just take one of these every night and you’ll be on your way.
Just ignore that pesky purple dinosaur standing in your way!
Trust me, I’m the doctor, I’m gonna make you feel alright.
Trust me, I’m the doctor, I’m gonna make you feel alright.

Alright now, c’mon! That’s right, I’m the doctor.
That’s right, I’m the doctor.
That’s right, I’m the doctor. (Call me upright!)
C’mon, That’s right, I’m the doctor.

(If you only, only call me to make you better now)

Sitting down on a Friday evening, there’s a pain flowing through my head!
Can you see, or is it just me seeing that Cadillac in my bed?
I better call the doctor, he’s gonna make me feel alright. (Alright now!)
I better call the doctor, he’s gonna make me feel alright. (Alright???)

Take a couple of these, boy, then you will be fine!
Just don’t mind the vomiting, heart palpitations, constipation, and a crooked spine!
Trust me, I’m the doctor, I’m gonna make you feel alright. (Alright now!)
Trust me, I’m the doctor, I’m gonna make you feel alright.

Alright now, That’s right, I’m the doctor.
That’s right, I’m the doctor.
That’s right, I’m the doctor. (Call me upright!)
C’mon, That’s right, I’m the doctor.
Yeah… I’m the doctor…